Grand Bug and Pest Hotel

Grand Bug and Pest Hotel, Norwich

The doors finally opened this morning on the Grand Bug and Pest Hotel.

For many years now I’ve had a rotting pile of wood waiting patiently for stag beetles to move in. Seven years on, I still wait, but to be fair it can take this long and very often longer.

So I decided to dip my toe in the bug hospitality pool and I’m already regretting the image that conjures up.

I trimmed back some trees earlier this year and rather than burn or throw out the branches I decided to build a place for bugs to holiday away from the hustle and bustle of the dangerous traffic round the front of the house.

Mr Gustave

I’ve already had some bookings. The first was from Mr Gustave, an inch worm. He’s sent me a picture so that I will recognise him when he arrives, which, going by his current speed, will be late August.

Interestingly I’ve also had some enquiries from a Mr Robin and a Mrs Wren who want to know when the first guests arrive and if they could book a table in the restaurant.

I’ve explained to them that local licensing laws only permit residents to eat in Zero’s Restaurant. I suspect that won’t put them off visiting though.

Madame D. will be checking in on Friday and has asked if we offer and larvae monitoring service.

I can see that I’m going to have my work cut out running this place.