Q: How long does it take to remove a door?
A: Over an hour and a half.
Removing doors is probably my least favourite DIY job. I try to avoid doing it at all costs, but I’m currently laying the new floor in the little bedroom and needless to say I need to take a few milimetres off the bottom of the door.
It’s the first time we’ve decorated this room since we moved in and my heart always sinks further when I see that all the screws have been painted over that many times the bit you put your screwdriver in* has vanished under twenty layers of gloss.
So I spent half an hour carefully removing the built up paint. The screws still wouldn’t turn.
To cut a long story short I lost my temper a little. Hit it with a hammer a few times. Jammed the screwdriver into various bits of the hinge. Hit it again. Tried different size screwdrivers, including the screwdriver bits for the electric drill. I even tried drilling the screws.
After getting all but one out I eventually gave up and instead of removing the door from the hinges I removed the hinges from the door frame.
I’ve ordered some new brass hinges and now that the door is off I think I have a better chance of getting the screws out.
Of course I still have to saw a bit off the bottom of the door. But I can’t do that until the floor is finished.
So that pretty much sums up my day.
We did have steak for tea though. I didn’t realise how much I’ve missed it until I took the first succulent bite.
Tighten your screws and stay safe.
*Apparently the bit you put your screwdriver in is called the ‘drive’ and it is situated on the ‘head’ of the screw.